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Seinfeld By Alex Reidiboim and Martin Winer, Sat Dec 10th
Scene 1: George and Jerry are at the diner having lunch. Jerryeats his sandwich while George stares blankly at the infront of him. George: I don't approve of coffee. Jerry: Howcould you not approve of coffee? George: Well it's not so muchcoffee it's that whole Juan Valdez thing. Talk about cruelty toanimals. Jerry: Cruelty to animals? They make out ofbeans... beans don't have feelings. George: It's not the beansit's the donkey. Jerry: The donkey? George: Yah, have younoticed on the package that Juan Valdez's mule doesn'tlook very happy? Jerry: I don't want to know how you can tellwhen
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a mule is happy... Hang on a second, you drink allthe time. George: I am in to passive resistance. I enlightenothers as to the ills of our society hoping that they will dosomething about it. This is my niche in life. About the author:This unaired Seinfeld script is an example of the comedicwriting skills of Alex Reidiboim and Martin Winer For any comedic writing needs, feel free to contactalex.reidiboim@utoronto.ca or martin_winer@hotmail.com
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